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#13247
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⚐ Report//Reading mod note for 12871 Justin: that's true! Justin: even andy ying admits it! Eric: it was probably david katz
#13245
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⚐ ReportBosse: Teachers are like students! Bosse: Sometimes we don't wait until the last minute to do things.
#13244
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⚐ ReportAlan Sai: I'm gonna teach you how to order dimsum la Alan: so you point at what you want and you say "yat go" (一個) Alan: If you want more, you say "leung go (兩個)"，"sam go (三個)", etc. Alan: if they don't give you what you want you say "puk gai 仆街" (roughly meaning "[go] drop [dead] on a street") Alan: if you still don't give you what you want you say "HAM GA TSAN (冚家鏟)" (roughly meaning "death to your family")
#13243
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⚐ ReportHart: Do you know what's underrated to do during Spring Break? Board games. Hart: I have tried to start a Friday night board game tradition in my family. It's not going well. Hart: I only start grading papers once my kids are asleep. 11 pm to 2 am is sacred to me.
#13242
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⚐ Reportsela: that’s racist john: *appears* did someone say racist? milo: where did u come from!? sela: and why is that ur trigger word?
#13241
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⚐ Reportjohn: *sneaks in to mr pham’s class* mr pham: who are u? john: im alem mr pham: john, get out of here.
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⚐ ReportNaomi: What jobs are there that don’t need chemistry? Dr. Davis: Well, let’s see, cashier at McDonald’s, fry guy at McDonald’s, burger flipper at McDonald’s, you can’t be the freezer guy though you’d need to know too much temperature and stuff.