#13166

610

March 7, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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CAP kid: You know what we call you guys? CAP kid: NERDS!

#13165

66

March 7, 2024, 12:35 p.m.

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//microsoft AI transcribe Justin: It just transcribed "do you like canvas" as "do you like cannabis"

#13164

99

March 7, 2024, 10:31 a.m.

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Bosse: Hang on, they're exchanging phone numbers. This is cute.

#13163

88

March 7, 2024, 9:39 a.m.

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Glenn: Y'all say some wild stuff that little kids don't need to hear

#13162

66

March 6, 2024, 3:52 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, march 6 "now if you think about calculus romantically or whatever..." "nice healthy big fat square. good square" "now as my thing gets bigger" "now we erase you bad tiny corner" "now you go to your car and you get your duffel bag of supplies for your criminal life" "and you go back into the bank with your clown hair and say i've never been here before"

#13161

66

March 6, 2024, 3:07 p.m.

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*David Katz laughing manaically from the other room* Glenn: Was that just David? // Later, David comes into ento Glenn: David, you were laughing manaically, as if you were trying to take over the world. *David laughs again in his typical manner*

#13160

44

March 6, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that if Stalin and Hitler kissed, their mustaches wouldn't touch?

#13158

57

March 5, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Andy: What's cell in chinese? Unsuspecting victim: 细胞? (xi bao, ɕi˥˩ bau̯˥) Andy: HAHA SHIBAL!

#13157

68

March 5, 2024, 2:02 p.m.

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Guillermo: What does "banger" in "set, trip, and banger" mean? Wilson: Oh it means gangbanger. I know Laurie knows what I'm talking about.

#13156

59

March 5, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Anon: We should make every married couple at Blair fight!