#13623

810

Sept. 2, 2025, 11:15 a.m.

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Chaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."

#13620

911

Aug. 27, 2025, 7:39 a.m.

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Esther: I love cats, but they're a pain Esther: That's actually a similarity between cats and Mr. Rose.

#13615

24

June 3, 2025, 8:31 a.m.

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Horne: I need a Servant? Horne: I don't think I need a Servant.

#13611

1719

May 23, 2025, 9:22 a.m.

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Lodal: did you know there are plushies of STD’s? Lodal: Some of my friends have the whole collection

#13608

35

May 16, 2025, 11:35 a.m.

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\\Me asking Lodal who Pham was Lodal: Nope. Nope. Awful in every way. Do you enjoy people crying in class?

#13606

79

May 6, 2025, 8:32 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao claims to not know what a punnet square is, and Gaffney draws one Gaffney: My kids both have brown eyes and they're both righties Gaffney: LOSERS!

#13604

28

May 5, 2025, 12:17 p.m.

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//in stat with gaffney ethan: sai, do you like cheese? sai: yeah? i'm lactose intolerant, but yeah ethan: would you say you're a cheddophile? will: HA!

#13603

915

May 2, 2025, 11:38 a.m.

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//About the definition of an orchestra Olivia: So if it's your orchestra plus me with a kazoo, is that an orchestra? Yunyi: Do you even know how to play the kazoo? Olivia: That's not the point Olivia: So is it an orchestra? Yunyi: Well, you would probably get kicked out Olivia: Okay but what about before I get kicked out Yunyi: Then it would be an orchestra plus one intruder with a kazoo who's about to get kicked out

#13601

1923

April 28, 2025, 10:47 p.m.

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Sahu: The nanosecond I start peeing, a new pool gets created and I get airdropped, teleported to the new pool so I can commence peeing

#13600

2426

April 24, 2025, 11:07 p.m.

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//Clay writing on the whiteboard Clay: here's a common mistake //Board says "o speak again bright angel" Clay: Do not say "right angle." Clay: I know it is tempting