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#13517

99

Dec. 6, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

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"Stop moving electrons and get back in the kitchen." - Mr. Jacobs

#13515

1014

Dec. 6, 2024, 1:41 p.m.

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//Mary is giving repeated high fives to Sam Glenn: why are we slapping Sam? Glenn: And can I get in on it

#13514

1515

Dec. 6, 2024, 9:52 a.m.

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// Some kid turns in his Our Town book a quarter late Mr. Clay (Jesting): I know it's hard to part with.

#13512

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Dec. 5, 2024, 1:32 p.m.

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Freshman physics class experiments with a flying pig named Bacon. Mr. Schafer: Bacon is cooking so you guys better eat or you will be cooked.

#13511

1717

Dec. 3, 2024, 6:41 p.m.

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"Whenever I ask you if you get it, just say yes even if you don't understand" -Mr. Rose //later in class "You guys are tweaking out" -Mr. Rose

#13510

1111

Nov. 25, 2024, 1:13 p.m.

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“meow meow for real” -nikhil bhatt

#13509

-715

Nov. 25, 2024, 12:44 p.m.

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Nobody: Andy: “One male is better than four females”

#13508

1618

Nov. 21, 2024, 12:21 p.m.

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Eric Yang: Even the clumsiest person to walk this earth couldn't drop this [cow flashlight]. I've dropped many things in my life and I've never dropped it. Eric: I even once dropped myself as a baby. That's why I'm like this.

#13507

1515

Nov. 21, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: Whoa, whoa! I do not consent to being touched by that thing!

a student approached Mr. Sahu while holding a massage vibrator

sahu

#13503

2424

Nov. 15, 2024, 1 p.m.

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Rose: I was tutoring this girl... It was clear nothing was going on in her head.