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#9634

26

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:51 a.m.

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Roberts: Firsts what was that? That sounded like an 80 year old grandma creaking through.

#9633

57

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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// Anal 1 Schwartz: A student was teaching me how to say French names. Schwartz: He told me to “open my mouth and don’t close it”

#9632

2828

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:19 a.m.

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Rose: Close the door so I can be weirder than this //student closes door Rose: *screams*

#9631

812

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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//on dad jokes Rose: They’re an art form

#9630

913

Dec. 15, 2021, 5:38 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, would you like notes on metamorphic rocks? Lodal: ... Ha! Just kidding. It's not an option. You get them anyway. //Lodal hands out papers

#9629

-19

Dec. 15, 2021, 5:36 p.m.

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Roberts: I'm sus of the sus chords!

#9628

1721

Dec. 15, 2021, 8:31 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: I know where you live. I know your mom’s phone number.

it took him a minute to say he knows our dad’s phone number too

kyei

#9627

2020

Dec. 14, 2021, 9:05 p.m.

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Student: “I wanna go to Antartica” Mr. Kyei: “Is that where the northern lights are?”

It took him a few seconds to realize his mistake

modsim, kyei

#9626

-15

Dec. 14, 2021, 5:20 p.m.

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Duval: Do you want to, like, scare Mandy to pieces? Is that your goal in life?

#9625

1111

Dec. 14, 2021, 5:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's the -- it's not good news or bad news. Here's the news of questionable value ...