#8430

927

Dec. 14, 2019, 8:53 p.m.

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Charlotte: what if someone worked out their scalp and then they had a really buff scalp!

#8429

-818

Dec. 13, 2019, 1 p.m.

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Sam: Why are you studying biological DEFENSE methods for exploravision? Colin: Because the attacks are really bad! //a little farther down the conversation Colin: Organ harvesting isn’t biological warfare. Biological warfare is when you send a couple of your men over the walls and cause the Black Death! Sam: That’s a human rights violation, just like the rest of China!

#8428

-2442

Dec. 13, 2019, 8:19 a.m.

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//Matthew Casertano is loudly playing a Prager U video in class Albert Y. Ho: If you don’t stop, I’m going to eat you. JLH: ...”Eat” or “ yeet”? A. Ho: ...Let’s go with yeet. It makes me seem like more of a functional human. --approx. five seconds later— A. Ho: Don’t mess with me, I can unhinge my jaw like a viper.

#8427

418

Dec. 12, 2019, 4:11 p.m.

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Nicole: Damp towel! Don't put out the party fire.

#8426

2323

Dec. 12, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Dr. Seuss was actually in the same graduating class as Dr. Pepper. However, Dr. Pepper had a career change and was formerly known as Sargent Pepper. Student: Yeah, he worked under Colonel Sanders.

#8425

08

Dec. 12, 2019, 10:33 a.m.

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Sloe: Because I love you, I'm yelling at you!

#8424

2626

Dec. 12, 2019, 10:16 a.m.

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Sloe: are you guys passing around a joint over there?

#8423

3638

Dec. 11, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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Cirincione: Isn't it cool to drop bombs on a vaguely Middle Eastern city?

#8422

2121

Dec. 10, 2019, 10:07 p.m.

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Mr. Schwartz: Imagine a sideways wheel of cheese-- Robert: No. Mr. Schwartz: Okay...

#8419

3034

Dec. 10, 2019, 1:47 p.m.

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//FoT, Working on Exploravision Student: I could just go to Russian Wikipedia. Kaluta: Or Russian Wikipedia could go to you.