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2424

Sept. 16, 2019, 7:31 p.m.

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Cauley: Let's say I have a boyfriend. So my boyfriend- my girlfriend- my boyfriend- my boy- my boyfriend- my boyfriend who is a girl-

#8287

311

Sept. 16, 2019, 11:06 a.m.

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Overheard at lunch in Kaluta's room: "How are you so smart and so dumb at the same time?!?"

#8286

1216

Sept. 16, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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//Sujay pulls Schulman along on a dolly through the hallway //Passes some seniors Sam: Ladies. //Rolls off into the distance

#8284

1618

Sept. 14, 2019, 9:19 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics //talking about organisms that reproduce either sexually or asexually Sloe: so, besides it being fun, why else would they want to reproduce sexually?

#8283

2325

Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#8282

2323

Sept. 12, 2019, 11:50 a.m.

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Lillian: You can’t just go sleep at 1 every day! Jennifer, after Lillian left: yeah, you can’t, you have to go at 2 instead

#8281

721

Sept. 12, 2019, 11:40 a.m.

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Lena: hydrogen iodide Jennifer: hydrogen iodide Lena: bromine oxide Jennifer: bromine uranium hydrogen Lena: I’m ignoring you

#8278

1018

Sept. 11, 2019, 2:15 p.m.

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Stein: I had an iguana named Fluffy. I also killed Fluffy, but that's another story.

#8277

3131

Sept. 11, 2019, 7:32 a.m.

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Colin: My spirit animal is the orgo textbook - thick and full of things I don’t understand.

#8276

2828

Sept. 10, 2019, 5:38 p.m.

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Street: I'm telling you this now so that when you mess up later, I can say that I already told you this on September 9th! Student: It's September 10th. Street: Damn.