#8455

3236

Jan. 9, 2020, 11:22 p.m.

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//srp convention: Mr. Pham's retirement "speech" Pham: You were the last class I taught chem to...as freshmen...

#8454

3232

Jan. 9, 2020, 4:10 p.m.

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Rose: [after class; lecturing some student about sleeping in class] Other student: The way to stay awake is to count how many times Mr. Rose says "set". In the last 23 minutes of class, he said "set" 104 times.

#8453

2125

Jan. 9, 2020, 10:40 a.m.

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Student 1: What's 6 times root 2? Student 2: 6√2 Student 1: Thanks...

#8452

226

Jan. 7, 2020, 8:37 a.m.

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Ms. Tinsley: The only things in life that aren't optional are taxes and death. Ms. Tinsley: And ninth period.

#8451

3535

Jan. 6, 2020, 4:45 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time! ... constructing a Taylor series

#8449

4747

Jan. 3, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

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Kaluta (suddenly screaming across the room and sounding suspiciously like Alex Jones): I don't have to INSIST that you CAPITALIZE the F in FALLOPIAN TUBE

#8448

1620

Jan. 3, 2020, 1:54 p.m.

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//AP Lang //Student not in class walks into room Student: Hey, my Spanish teacher told me to come and take this poster. Moore: Ok, it's just back there. But first, you must duel one of my students for it.

#8447

1618

Jan. 3, 2020, 1:27 p.m.

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Stein: The take-home's about homicide ;)

#8446

-1226

Jan. 3, 2020, 11:48 a.m.

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//Lunch, the colony outside of Street’s room //Big group of kids passing through Random Kid: Guys, I have an important announcement. My sexuality is...I like K-pop. //Later, same kids are passing through Same Random Kid: Remember my sexuality? I was wrong. K-pop is trash. Lillian: I respect your opinion but it’s wrong!

#8444

717

Jan. 2, 2020, 12:24 p.m.

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Timothy Qian: Wait, I've only written 'Hello world'?