#8290

39

Sept. 17, 2019, 10:19 p.m.

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Student 1: You might as well make them a baby cow-sacrificing group of unicorn enthusiasts Student 2: Are we talking about genetics?

#8289

2424

Sept. 16, 2019, 8:40 p.m.

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Horne: (to Rajit) Sujay? Rahul? //laughter Horne: Rule number one of finding yourself in a hole: drop the shovel

#8288

2424

Sept. 16, 2019, 7:31 p.m.

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Cauley: Let's say I have a boyfriend. So my boyfriend- my girlfriend- my boyfriend- my boy- my boyfriend- my boyfriend who is a girl-

#8287

311

Sept. 16, 2019, 11:06 a.m.

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Overheard at lunch in Kaluta's room: "How are you so smart and so dumb at the same time?!?"

#8286

1216

Sept. 16, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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//Sujay pulls Schulman along on a dolly through the hallway //Passes some seniors Sam: Ladies. //Rolls off into the distance

#8284

1618

Sept. 14, 2019, 9:19 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics //talking about organisms that reproduce either sexually or asexually Sloe: so, besides it being fun, why else would they want to reproduce sexually?

#8283

2325

Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#8282

2323

Sept. 12, 2019, 11:50 a.m.

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Lillian: You can’t just go sleep at 1 every day! Jennifer, after Lillian left: yeah, you can’t, you have to go at 2 instead

#8281

721

Sept. 12, 2019, 11:40 a.m.

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Lena: hydrogen iodide Jennifer: hydrogen iodide Lena: bromine oxide Jennifer: bromine uranium hydrogen Lena: I’m ignoring you

#8278

1018

Sept. 11, 2019, 2:15 p.m.

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Stein: I had an iguana named Fluffy. I also killed Fluffy, but that's another story.