#8083

6969

April 4, 2019, 11:18 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Dzhu helping Reynald with geogebra Rose: Oh no... when Daniel Zhu is at the computer, weird things start to happen. //later Rose: Okay, Daniel Zhu, explain Pascal's theorem in an intuitive way to me. Daniel: So... Rose: NO COMPLEX NUMBERS! Daniel: Consider the equation for a hyperbola in complex form.

#8082

3941

April 4, 2019, 2:52 p.m.

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//Horne Period 1, room 242, earthquake drill //Class is incredulous about how the third floor was called down before the second Horne: That's because all of the magnets are on the third floor. They are more important than you guys.

#8079

4749

April 4, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//During 1st period earthquake drill //Sub telling us to be quiet Oscar: Guys be quiet, or else the earthquake will hear us!

#8078

5254

April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

#8077

4850

April 3, 2019, 3:15 p.m.

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Anonymous: The second worst enemy of anti-vaxxers is vaccines. The first is natural selection.

#8075

3236

April 3, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you're gonna be arrested, do it as a minor!

#8074

3335

April 3, 2019, 8:02 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe, talking about wallops Sloe: Okay, now where is Wallops in relation to Ocean Shitty?

#8073

2628

April 3, 2019, 8 a.m.

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//sophomore bio with sloe Sloe: Are you okay Sujay? You look pissed Sujay: I'm fine Rajit: *stage-whispering* It's okay!!! Say you're not fine!!!

#8072

1943

April 3, 2019, 7:59 a.m.

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//talking about how Gonzalez will be teaching at UMD next year Noam: Them college grillz boutta have a fun 2020.

#8070

146152

April 2, 2019, 4:03 p.m.

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//Sloe fifth period, talking to her class about alleles Sloe: Why does the little girl have dimples? She got a big D from her mother. Class: <laughs> Sloe: What’s so funny? Moving on, she got a little D from her father.