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#8035
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⚐ Report//Complex Schwartz: As an undergrad, I was in this abstract algebra class with 4 students in it. One of them was a middle schooler. He was just enrolled in one of our classes, and he did problem sets with us. One day he came into class super excited and said: (high pitched voice) "Hey guys! My mom said you guys can come over to our house and work on the problem set together!" Now, back then, we didn't have cars because we were college students. So, his mom picked each of us up and drove us to his house. I think we did our abstract algebra homework in what was effectively his play room. The best part is, his mom would bake cookies for us, which we ate while doing the problem set.
#8034
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⚐ Report//Complex //Favid really loves lying down on the tables Schwartz: Hey, Favid. //Favid doesn't respond Schwartz: I said his name. Oh well. I specifically told my analysis students to put their projects on the ceiling, just for you, Favid. You can look at memes while lying on the tables!
#8033
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⚐ Report//Complex //Abigail is sitting on a table, and Eli is sitting behind her. Schwartz: Eli, can you see the board? Eli: ... No. Schwartz: I only have one rule about sitting on tables. You can't do it if somebody is sitting behind you. Abigail: Yeah! Eli, you should move! //Eli sits on the table next to Abigail. Now Will Bass's vision is blocked too. //Will Bass stands on the table.
#8031
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1B, discussing upcoming class where Schwartz shows The Princess Bride Schwartz: Snacks would be a good idea. Giles used to make waffles. If I made waffles I would poison you. Sam: That's just gonna help us build a tolerance to the poison.
#8030
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⚐ Report//APCS //Gonzalez is teaching students about classes Gonzalez: What variables would the people class have? John: Boolean gender
#8028
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⚐ Report//what MIDAS stands for Gonzalez: Shruti wrote "money inside doors and staircases." Ooh Shruti doesn't trust banks. //later Gonzalez: Boaz wrote "please give me a hundred percent."
#8027
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⚐ ReportGonzalez: Bad news- Today I had pizza for breakfast. And then I dropped it in a storm drain. Now I do not have pizza.
#8026
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⚐ Report//Advanced Geometry //Class has spent 30 minutes explaining a sentence in the textbook Rose: I am now halfway through a Coxeter sentence. //later Rose: The idea that I'm putting a lot of work into this class is hilarious.
#8024
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⚐ Report//Health, talking about a drug research project and who is assigned what drug. Gonzalez: Madison is doing cocaine