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#7975

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Feb. 28, 2019, 10:39 p.m.

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//Rate My Teachers Review Cuadrado First Review: If you can't take the fuego, hasta luego!

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Feb. 28, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: From here on, every even day should be publicly declared to be odd. But then, once school starts, Ms. Fus should whisper to the intercom: "It's actually an even day!" Then, *maybe* the snow will finally stop on even days.

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Feb. 27, 2019, 9:32 p.m.

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//Entomology 5th Jonathan: A true "Berkowitz Grenade" would be a single sesame seed. Carl: No, that's a Berkowitz Bullet.

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Feb. 27, 2019, 9:08 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Dzhu is at the computer, drawing a diagram with Geogebra. Reynald stands watching Rose: Can we just have Reynald? He's easier to control. //later, as Reynald draws and the class explains the proof to Rose Rose: This is great, my responsibilities are shrinking, one by one, until I don't need to do anything.

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Feb. 27, 2019, 2:41 p.m.

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//Kaluta's class is carrying wood up to Mr Street's room Street: Maybe you aren't all a bunch of maggots after all.

#7965

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Feb. 27, 2019, 1:57 p.m.

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Conor: Guitar is such a good meme. You get your fingers working....you leave satisfied

#7963

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Feb. 26, 2019, 2:37 p.m.

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//During band class Oldham: Hope’s not here today. Daniel Levy: Looks like Hope is lost.

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Feb. 26, 2019, 8:57 a.m.

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Nicole: I've got to documentate my code! Documentating! Lillian: Documentating? Did you mean documenting? Nicole: ?!..... What?

But you say documentation!!

#7960

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Feb. 25, 2019, 3:08 p.m.

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//9th AP NSL Cirincione Cirincione: if you were enumerating the faults of your significant other, you might say: they didn't get you anything for Valentine's day, they never tell you how pretty you are today, they keep calling you by the name of their previous significant other, and they're a terrible person.

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Feb. 23, 2019, 11:56 p.m.

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//Period 8 sports statistics //Talking about why the Nationals suck Stein: It's their fanbase. Imagine you're in a religion that you've been very devout to for a very long time. And you work hard to be very devout and push through all the parts you don't like. Then all these new people come in and join the religion just because they think it's cool. Those are what Nats fans are like Reynald: Like a religion... You mean like a religion that starts with "p" and ends in "rotestant?" Stein: like 95 Reynald *interjects*: theses? Stein *continues*: percent of the fanbase suddenly shows up out of nowhere like "yay Nationals!!" and then they disappear the next day. 4% have given up on them, and 1% have hope.