#7332

1414

March 16, 2018, 10 p.m.

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Alan: So Gene's like a soda bottle, right? So there's a lot of pressure on him, and he gets kinda ... hard.

#7331

66

March 16, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

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Klein: My 4 year old daughter told me, "I want to sing a song for your students so that they can learn good!" And I said, "Learn well."

#7330

77

March 16, 2018, 3:50 p.m.

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Klein: Whenever I ask Naveen a question like "What is your favorite color?", he'd draw a sigma and stuff.

#7329

26

March 16, 2018, 1:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: So in skydiving there's this thing called terminal velocity. Schwartz: It's poorly named.

#7328

1717

March 16, 2018, 9:32 a.m.

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//Pd 2 Stat Stein: Disjoint, like what a pothead offers you.

#7327

88

March 15, 2018, 2:22 p.m.

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Student: Why do you have a "book face" sticker on your laptop? Mr. Gonzalez: It's a facebook sticker that I.. rearranged

#7323

911

March 14, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//MBMT Guts round testing Chris: (really loudly) YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE A DERIVATIVE!

#7322

2121

March 14, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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// Discussing how batteries work Schafer: Pee in a jar, label it apple juice, set it aside.

#7321

79

March 14, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Pham enters SRP period 2 Pham: I was at the Chinese grocery store and I saw this mom with some kids, and they come over and say, "Hello Mr. Pham!" She said she from the B block 5 years ago. How they still remember me? Then she say, "Let me pay for you!" And I say, "No it's okay!"

#7319

66

March 13, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Guang is lecturing in physics team Guang: So you would normally think that we move in two dimensions right, up down left right, north south... Noah: Woah Guang you talk like a physicist Guang: ? Noah: Like you say we can move and stuff Lillian: Are you saying we can't? //Guang proceeds to jump a few feet into the air Nicole: Oh look he's moving