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#7108
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⚐ ReportKaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.
#7107
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⚐ ReportStein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?
#7101
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⚐ Report//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.
#7097
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⚐ Report//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes
#7095
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⚐ Report//Discussing a group project for Computational Methods Pham: You already have a partner? Who your partner, Shwetha? //Shwetha points at Jenny; Jenny grins Pham: Jenny! Are you sure? Shwetha: I already asked her beforehand, and she agreed. Pham: Jenny! You'll make someone very upset. Am I right, Rafi?
#7094
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⚐ Report//3rd period AP chem //An early dismissal has just been announced, so people are talking with one another excitedly Prange: Hey guys check this out! Prange: It says that the AP exam is still happening and hasn't been pushed back Prange: Come on guys, we need to get this done
#7093
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⚐ Report//In Piper computer lab, Izzee looks through files, found a magic 8 ball program from 7th grade Program: Enter your name Izzee: Dr. Taliff Program: Enter your state Izzee: Unicorn Land Program: What is your question Dr. Taliff of Unicorn Land? //Rajit sitting next to Izzee Izzee: Is Rajit cool? Program: Without a doubt //Izzee tries again. multiple times, Rajit is still cool according to the program Lena: Izzee I think you programed it to just say good things, like when you would input "is Izzee hot" it would always be positive Izzee: Is Izzee hot? Program: No //Izzee tries again Program: I am tired now. Go away //program quits
#7088
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⚐ Report// reviewing vocab words in world // next word is "vulnerability" Mogge: When you're looking for someone to marry, you look for vulnerabilities. // class laughs Mogge: You need sensitivity to show humility and weakness. // next word is "harem" Mogge: I have nothing to connect to here.
#7086
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⚐ Report//Shwetha tells some story about ancestry and cheating //Whitacre blows on glasses Whitacre: It's not cheating. It's called exploration. It's nature to try to impregnate as many things as possible. It's evolution! You can't change that!
#7085
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⚐ ReportPiper: Did you know that the logic puzzle solver was due today? Elijah: Yes. Piper: So did you do it? Elijah: No.