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#7108

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Jan. 12, 2018, 1:57 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.

#7107

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Jan. 12, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?

#7101

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Jan. 9, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

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//Physics, imagining the reaction of the man who discovers the first battery, a primitive apparatus consisting of urine, a pot, and metals Schafer: The guy could have said, "My pee is magical! I am king now!" At least that's what I would have said.

#7097

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Jan. 9, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

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//Izzee's Magic 8 Ball program is being mean to her Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Reply hazy. Try again. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Cannot determine. Izzee: Should I do my homework? Program: Your questions are silly. Go away. //Program closes

#7095

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Jan. 9, 2018, 11:57 a.m.

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//Discussing a group project for Computational Methods Pham: You already have a partner? Who your partner, Shwetha? //Shwetha points at Jenny; Jenny grins Pham: Jenny! Are you sure? Shwetha: I already asked her beforehand, and she agreed. Pham: Jenny! You'll make someone very upset. Am I right, Rafi?

#7094

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Jan. 9, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

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//3rd period AP chem //An early dismissal has just been announced, so people are talking with one another excitedly Prange: Hey guys check this out! Prange: It says that the AP exam is still happening and hasn't been pushed back Prange: Come on guys, we need to get this done

#7093

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Jan. 9, 2018, 11:05 a.m.

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//In Piper computer lab, Izzee looks through files, found a magic 8 ball program from 7th grade Program: Enter your name Izzee: Dr. Taliff Program: Enter your state Izzee: Unicorn Land Program: What is your question Dr. Taliff of Unicorn Land? //Rajit sitting next to Izzee Izzee: Is Rajit cool? Program: Without a doubt //Izzee tries again. multiple times, Rajit is still cool according to the program Lena: Izzee I think you programed it to just say good things, like when you would input "is Izzee hot" it would always be positive Izzee: Is Izzee hot? Program: No //Izzee tries again Program: I am tired now. Go away //program quits

#7088

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Jan. 3, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

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// reviewing vocab words in world // next word is "vulnerability" Mogge: When you're looking for someone to marry, you look for vulnerabilities. // class laughs Mogge: You need sensitivity to show humility and weakness. // next word is "harem" Mogge: I have nothing to connect to here.

#7086

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Jan. 2, 2018, 11:01 a.m.

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//Shwetha tells some story about ancestry and cheating //Whitacre blows on glasses Whitacre: It's not cheating. It's called exploration. It's nature to try to impregnate as many things as possible. It's evolution! You can't change that!

#7085

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Jan. 2, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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Piper: Did you know that the logic puzzle solver was due today? Elijah: Yes. Piper: So did you do it? Elijah: No.