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⚐ ReportStudent: Can I have A Bandaid? Street: Do you have any money? Student: My mother's tax dollars. Street: Touche.
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⚐ ReportStreet: Carry a sledgehammer in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. And get some crazy tattoos... //he makes farting noises Street: And then people will look at you and be like, "WHOO!"
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⚐ Report//Lena is sitting in Marc's "seat" during R&E Lena: Izzee you're so scandalous! I can see right through your glasses! Izzee: Shut up Marc you're a boy
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⚐ Report//taking attendance Mr Goldberg: Is anyone missing today? Student One: I'm not here Mr Goldberg: I wish
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⚐ ReportPiper: And next Friday is Friday the 13th. You know what that means... //evil grin Piper: TEST DAY!
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⚐ Report//talking about the dangers of getting a Blairbash tag Sujay: So, the way to survive high school is to never say anything funny or interesting. //pause Sujay: Uh oh.
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⚐ Report//Schafer is trying to draw Tonka while Hammond laughs at him Class: Is that... a cat? Hammond: Why don't you just give up and turn it into an elephant instead? Schafer: With all the love in my heart, I HATE YOU.
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⚐ Report//while talking about thesis statements or something Ms. Manuel: of course child abuse is a problem Ms. Manuel: You can't just go around saying "Child abuse isn't a problem, child abuse is great! I like child abuse!"