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#6751

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Oct. 10, 2017, 8:08 p.m.

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Student: Can I have A Bandaid? Street: Do you have any money? Student: My mother's tax dollars. Street: Touche.

Mr street likes money.

#6748

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Oct. 10, 2017, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: Watching people do math is like watching people exercise

#6743

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Oct. 10, 2017, 5:10 p.m.

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Street: Carry a sledgehammer in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. And get some crazy tattoos... //he makes farting noises Street: And then people will look at you and be like, "WHOO!"

#6740

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Oct. 9, 2017, 4:50 p.m.

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//Lena is sitting in Marc's "seat" during R&E Lena: Izzee you're so scandalous! I can see right through your glasses! Izzee: Shut up Marc you're a boy

#6736

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Oct. 9, 2017, 11:29 a.m.

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//taking attendance Mr Goldberg: Is anyone missing today? Student One: I'm not here Mr Goldberg: I wish

#6731

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Oct. 7, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

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Piper: And next Friday is Friday the 13th. You know what that means... //evil grin Piper: TEST DAY!

#6730

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Oct. 6, 2017, 9:42 p.m.

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//talking about the dangers of getting a Blairbash tag Sujay: So, the way to survive high school is to never say anything funny or interesting. //pause Sujay: Uh oh.

#6729

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Oct. 6, 2017, 9:40 p.m.

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//Schafer is trying to draw Tonka while Hammond laughs at him Class: Is that... a cat? Hammond: Why don't you just give up and turn it into an elephant instead? Schafer: With all the love in my heart, I HATE YOU.

#6728

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Oct. 6, 2017, 5:52 p.m.

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Steven: Who knows? I personally know nothing about Wieners!

#6727

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Oct. 6, 2017, 12:46 p.m.

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//while talking about thesis statements or something Ms. Manuel: of course child abuse is a problem Ms. Manuel: You can't just go around saying "Child abuse isn't a problem, child abuse is great! I like child abuse!"