#5466

2931

April 21, 2015, 7:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, anybody know what date it is? Matthew: Four-twenty? Mr. Pham: You know what that mean? Matthew: Uhh..... Mr. Pham: Senior grade due in five days! Matthew: That's exactly what I was thinking.

#5465

1212

April 21, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Quantum is taking a test //Someone's Siri goes off Schafer: She ain't gonna help you Siri: Sorry, I didn't get that. Schafer: See?

#5464

1010

April 21, 2015, 6:49 p.m.

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//Discussing Blair's lockdown due to an armed robbery nearby Eleanor: Wheaton and Northwood both had lockdowns because of it, but St. Bernadette's didn't do anything. Ms. Adamson: They just prayed.

#5463

1111

April 20, 2015, 9:16 p.m.

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//Admin and Hammond are derailing math phys. Teddy (to Admin): Can you hook me up with a two and a half week suspension? Admin: Just slug a teacher. Teddy: But I don't want to. Admin: If you don't want to do the work, I can't help you. //later in Math Phys Admin: We already interrupted Navarro's class, which was filled with just like 15 stupid sophomores. Schafer: Why did you use a redundancy there?

#5462

55

April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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Schafer: I am nothing if not on top of my game today. Therefore, I am nothing.

#5461

-11

April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//In Quantum, discussing homework. Question is about which states of matter will emit line spectra. Schafer: First of all, what's a line spectrum? Robbie: I interpreted it to mean the spectrum admitted by an excited gas.

#5459

3335

April 17, 2015, 11:47 p.m.

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//The day after spring break, when Rose had returned from San Francisco and announced that he was going to work at Google Rose: *frustrated with tedious algebra* This is like.. ugh... Noah: It's okay Mr. Rose. Think of your new job at Google! Rose: That's right, gotta think about the free food... Noah: And girls! Girls work at Google! Rose: Yeah, like, five... Glad that you're watching out for my dating opportunities Komo. Komo: What? Noah said that! Rose: There's a constant stream of sass always coming from this table, so your names are basically interchangeable.

#5456

1317

April 14, 2015, 4:56 p.m.

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//Rose walks into Davis's 6th period lunch with a pair of large scissors //There are about 10 juniors playing cards at a table, including Josephine. Josephine: "Scissors!" Rose: "Um, ok." //Card group stops playing and looks at Mr. Rose Rose: "No continue, I wasn't going to say anything." Josephine: "Can I touch them?" Rose: "...now I'm just getting nervous."

#5450

1628

April 7, 2015, 10:42 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: *grips the front of his podium and stares out at us with souless eyes* I’m like an electron. You can never know my location and velocity at the same time. If you’re trying to find me during lunch...good luck.

#5446

1919

April 1, 2015, 8:37 p.m.

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// Email from Schwartz Here's a copy of the picture we took today: http://goo.gl/hEKqqI Have a good break!