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⚐ Report//Delaney in apparent pain whilst sitting at his teacher's-table Katz: Are you okay? Delaney: No, I'm Dr. Delaney!
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⚐ Report> Hinkle talking about AP tests Do you think I care about grades now? *pause* HELL no
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Your mom has gray hairs! 2,517, to be exact. Jerry Song: I know because I've counted them all myself.
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⚐ ReportAlex: So we could rewrite that fraction as csc^2(x), and then we could rewrite that with a Taylor series ... Schwartz: Rewrite it with a WHAT? I don't understand the words you're saying ... Schwartz: Tay-- Tay-- Taylor series? What's that?
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⚐ Report//Schwartz about to call on student, who appears to be asleep Schwartz: Also asleep ... *looks around on the floor* I need something to throw. *looks back at student* Oh, you're awake.
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⚐ ReportDuval: A lot of things happened since we last met. Michael Wang: Didn't some guy get slapped at the Oscars?
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⚐ ReportAndy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.