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#8451

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Jan. 6, 2020, 4:45 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time! ... constructing a Taylor series

#8449

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Jan. 3, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

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Kaluta (suddenly screaming across the room and sounding suspiciously like Alex Jones): I don't have to INSIST that you CAPITALIZE the F in FALLOPIAN TUBE

#8448

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Jan. 3, 2020, 1:54 p.m.

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//AP Lang //Student not in class walks into room Student: Hey, my Spanish teacher told me to come and take this poster. Moore: Ok, it's just back there. But first, you must duel one of my students for it.

#8447

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Jan. 3, 2020, 1:27 p.m.

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Stein: The take-home's about homicide ;)

#8446

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Jan. 3, 2020, 11:48 a.m.

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//Lunch, the colony outside of Street’s room //Big group of kids passing through Random Kid: Guys, I have an important announcement. My sexuality is...I like K-pop. //Later, same kids are passing through Same Random Kid: Remember my sexuality? I was wrong. K-pop is trash. Lillian: I respect your opinion but it’s wrong!

#8444

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Jan. 2, 2020, 12:24 p.m.

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Timothy Qian: Wait, I've only written 'Hello world'?

#8442

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Dec. 31, 2019, 11:46 p.m.

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Gabe WB: Getting born into a Mormon family as a dwarf is like getting dealt a hand with all jokers.

what the fuck

gabe

#8440

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:55 a.m.

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Student 1: Take a photo of her bald spot! Aka her hair part! Student 2: Oh, I thought you meant her face.

#8439

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:41 a.m.

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Colin: I just want a piano made of kazoos. Yash: Isn't that just an organ? Colin: Did you just call a pipe organ a kazoo piano?

#8438

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Dec. 19, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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//AoA, Talking about traversal of Binary Trees Wright: What happens if there are two children? Michio: They fight.