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⚐ Report//Sujay pulls Schulman along on a dolly through the hallway //Passes some seniors Sam: Ladies. //Rolls off into the distance
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⚐ Report//pd 3 genetics //talking about organisms that reproduce either sexually or asexually Sloe: so, besides it being fun, why else would they want to reproduce sexually?
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⚐ Report//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant
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⚐ ReportLillian: You can’t just go sleep at 1 every day! Jennifer, after Lillian left: yeah, you can’t, you have to go at 2 instead
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⚐ ReportLena: hydrogen iodide Jennifer: hydrogen iodide Lena: bromine oxide Jennifer: bromine uranium hydrogen Lena: I’m ignoring you
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⚐ ReportStein: I had an iguana named Fluffy. I also killed Fluffy, but that's another story.
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⚐ ReportColin: My spirit animal is the orgo textbook - thick and full of things I don’t understand.
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⚐ ReportStreet: I'm telling you this now so that when you mess up later, I can say that I already told you this on September 9th! Student: It's September 10th. Street: Damn.
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⚐ ReportDebkanya: They were like “you could do opioids, but we need someone to do cocaine,” so that’s what I did.
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⚐ ReportJohn Kim: Your cancer cells die if you cook the cancer cells! So let’s eat ‘em!! Extra protein!! Extra nutrients!!!