#5386

55

Feb. 12, 2015, 10:53 a.m.

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Donaldson: can you make this bigger? And without Obama eating a child

#5385

44

Feb. 11, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, pd.9 Rose: Maya! What should we do now? Maya: Um...I don't know. Rose: Maya, your attitude is becoming a problem. I'm going to have to call your parents.Ben! Write "Call Maya's parents to talk about her bad attitude" on my list. How many times did I threaten to call your parents last semester, Maya? Maya: Two, I think. Rose: Well, I'm serious this time. //Maya has started laughing uncontrollably

#5384

77

Feb. 11, 2015, 7:16 p.m.

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\\In Discrete, Mike is on his smartphone Rose: Are you looking up math, or just screwing around? Mike: Neither. Rose: Those are the only two options.

#5383

39

Feb. 10, 2015, 11:53 p.m.

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//During Magnet 8th grade shadowing day, where 9th graders show future magnets how the science classes are like. Pham is taking attendance. Pham: Miku! //No response. Pham: Where is she? Student: She went down to pick up her shadow. Pham: I know.

#5382

923

Feb. 10, 2015, 2:05 p.m.

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//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!

#5380

68

Feb. 10, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//Pham is lecturing in Modsim about how people should be able to handle their projects. Mr. Pham: Guy, most of these project doable.

#5378

1414

Feb. 10, 2015, 1:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: You may not burn things. Let me amend that. You may not do that without supervision. Kusal: Does Mr. Pham count?

#5377

1515

Feb. 10, 2015, 1:49 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Mista Vorksy going to be covering for me over lunar new year. She cover for two reason. First, she don't care about holiday. Secondly, she white.

#5375

99

Feb. 7, 2015, 10:37 p.m.

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//Visiting smartphone programming, Rose has lots of bills in hand Junie: Why do you have a stack of money? Rose: *flips through them* Lots of ones, Junie...

#5374

2830

Feb. 3, 2015, 7:41 p.m.

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//On the first day of Mod Sim, Stein walks in Stein: Class, I want to tell you something very important. What is the prerequisite for this class? Stein: That's right, it's Analysis 1. So I have a very important job for you. If Mr. Pham tries to make you do any double or triple integrals, I want you to report him to me. Pham: Oh come on, it not any different from single integrals, you just have to do it. Stein: It doesn't matter. Remember class, I want you to report Mr. Pham if he starts talking about double integrals. //Stein leaves Pham: Oh whatever, I know you guy not going to report me anyways. //A few days later Pham is talking about something unrelated when Stein walks in again Pham: Ok guys, now we be doing the double integrals... Stein: What? No! No double integrals!