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⚐ Report//Goofing off in Ms. Jeral's class as usual. Samantha: Oh look, a coat hanger! Is that for illicit fish abortions?
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⚐ Report//After finishing the shoe project in Materials Science, students have gone outside to test the durability of their shoes by playing kickball Kaluta: Okay, Jacob Kirkendall, you can be the 5th period team's captain. Michael Katz: Oh my god, we have a Captain Kirk.
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⚐ ReportRoberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!
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⚐ Report//Mr. Bustillos is talking about dancing Rachel: Do you pick up girls when you go dancing, Mr. Bustillos? Mr. Bustillos: Well, it's not really about girls for me, Rachel. Class: Umm...
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⚐ ReportGrossman: I was so high when I was in the Peace Corps... //General gasping Grossman: I mean altitude-wise!
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⚐ Report//Discussing repoopulation, where poop is reingested to help with digestive issues Shaun: What guy said "Oh yea, let's just try eating poop"? Neil Davey: No! It's actually ingenious.
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⚐ ReportGrossman: If you're traveling to a different country, have the courtesy to buy illegal substances IN the country - don't bring them through the airport!
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⚐ Report//Talking about Wall Street and economics Grossman: Basic lesson: Buy low sell high. Well, not literally. Don't sell high.