#2961

33

Feb. 21, 2011, 7:36 p.m.

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//overheard during Honors English 12 Student 1: You're a idiot. Student 2: Your face is ugly. Student 1: Oh yeah? Student 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Student 1: Fuck you man. Student 2: No, fuck you! Student 1: Dawg, I'm high. //back-and-forth continues for the rest of the period

#2960

1719

Feb. 21, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I was thinking about cylindrical and spherical coordinates, and I was like, "Wait up yo, how come we don't have cubic coordinates?" And then I facepalmed.

#2959

1414

Feb. 20, 2011, 3:45 p.m.

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//Tucker is wearing a box with holes for eyes Tucker: I'm psychic! OW! //he tripped over a red bin

#2958

1113

Feb. 20, 2011, 11:37 a.m.

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//Following Mr. Pham's detonation of a balloon with C2H2 during Block A that produced a cloud of carbon that "snowed" on students.  Apparently the news of it traveled quickly. //PBE and Mr. Rose are talking about something Rose: You're in Block A, right? PBE: Yeah Rose: You know how I know?  'Cause you have ash on your face!  [laughs]   //Later... Rose: We'll have to do something during this class [Mag Geo] to top that. PBE: Flaming triangles!

#2956

99

Feb. 19, 2011, 8:41 p.m.

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//Out of context Bosse: Yeah, me and Mr. Pham, we don't do a lot of hand-holding. //class laughs really loudly Bosse: I meant, we don't... not each other, just, students...

#2955

2123

Feb. 19, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Clay: So class, do not date until you are 30 years old! //A few days later Clay: This is why you are not allowed to dat until you are 28 years old. //Again, a few days later Clay: Young people are unwise! Do not date until 25! //2 days later Clay: As I said before, no dating until 30!

#2954

-11

Feb. 19, 2011, 12:43 a.m.

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//discussing WWII paper rough drafts Stephens: So if your paper says "reinvent the wheel," then your paper is all screwed up.

#2953

88

Feb. 19, 2011, 12:35 a.m.

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Pham: All Indianese people know about it. //a few students laugh pham: Guy, that not funny at all.  I'm serious.

#2952

33

Feb. 18, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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Teacher: Ittai, go sit down! //Ittai backs into the corner...and sits in the swivel chair Class: Sit on him! Teacher: Okay, go away! (gets him out of chair, tells a story) Ittai (has written stuff on the board in the meantime): So, are these lines parallel?  Well, if - Teacher: I took you down once, now I have to do it again?!?  If I do this time, you're not getting back up!

#2951

55

Feb. 18, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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//Pham has prepared some hydrogen balloons and a lit candle. Student: I think there's a fire hazard here. Pham: There ALWAYS a fire hazard!