#2587

11

Nov. 19, 2010, 10:47 p.m.

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Ian T: Did you practice your dead cat face? Cullen: Yes! I did it in the mirror. With an accent!

#2586

22

Nov. 19, 2010, 10:45 p.m.

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Freeman: You get to go to Washington for the awards ceremony. Everyone else is going to fly in from like, California. You're going to get a Metro card.

#2585

35

Nov. 19, 2010, 10:43 p.m.

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Freeman: Visiting dignitaries include the U.S. Secretary of Education, the person in charge of the Department of Education. Or at least until the Tea Partiers abolish it or something.

#2583

44

Nov. 19, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Teacher: Do you want to be a cheerleader? Student: Yeah... Teacher: I'd like to see you wearing the clothes first.

#2582

57

Nov. 19, 2010, 5:26 p.m.

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Rose: New class rule: no Jewish boys can sit next to each other.

#2581

99

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:53 p.m.

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O'Connor: Crime and Punishment is like Hamlet trapped in Macbeth. Student: There, she saved you 500 pages of a crazy guy talking to himself.

#2580

1313

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Anderson: You put a mouse in a maze, and you watch it. Maybe it gets the cheese, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it gets killed in the mousetrap, and maybe it doesn't. Maybe it turns into a homicidal rapist, and maybe it doesn't.

#2579

55

Nov. 19, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Moose: YouTube is amazing! You can spend hours just fartin' around on there...

#2578

810

Nov. 19, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?

#2577

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Nov. 19, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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//When discussing how to connect pieces of wood in R&E Student: So nails and screws are good. That's great, because I'm good at doing both!