#2286

-46

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:53 a.m.

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Templin: So now I will cut through the center of the mouse. Alex Epstein: ITS A SEA_SECTION!!!

#2285

26

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:51 a.m.

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Hammond: Thank you Mr. Schafer Schafer: No, thank you. Hammond: No, thank YOU. Schafer: No, thank YOU. Hammond: No, thank YOU!!! (goes on for a while)

#2284

1212

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:50 a.m.

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Schafer: This will probably be in an easy question on the test. Student: By easy do you mean easy or hard? Schafer: YES.

#2283

55

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:48 a.m.

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Rose: Have you heard the new research that says your brain is full of caterpillars, and your brain is NOT full of caterpillars?

#2282

55

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:47 a.m.

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Rose: Did you know that chewing bubble gum causes cancer, OR chewing bubble gum does not cause cancer?

#2281

1010

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:46 a.m.

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Rose: Let's pretend some random raging lunatic comes up to you on the street.

#2280

11

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:45 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: In this case, it depends in the way that it doesn't depend.

#2279

46

Oct. 5, 2010, 5:44 a.m.

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Rose: Wow, that's a big duck.

#2278

55

Oct. 4, 2010, 10:19 p.m.

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Rothman: So wait, she's just lying on the ground screaming? Whitacre: Yes, it's porn. It's anthropological porn!

#2277

2931

Oct. 4, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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Mitchell: What's so great about your phone? Evan: It's great to hold in your hand. Thomas: Kind of like a penis with internet.