#1912

1616

May 13, 2010, 10:27 a.m.

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//Ms. Duval is having extreme difficulties playing a software design game Ms. Duval: AWW FRICK ON A STICK!

#1911

-37

May 12, 2010, 11:42 a.m.

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//Playing Jeopardy about Vietnam war Manuel: What government tried to establish Communist control in South Vietnam? Group: Um... Manuel: Time's up. Viju's group, do you have an answer? Viju: THE WAR FOR 800!

#1910

1616

May 11, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Pham: The moment you chill, you die.

#1908

77

May 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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When asking Rose about the math hw on gmail, me: Hey Mr. Rose   I have a question 52*48*7*3*4/3!2! is that the # of full houses in 52 cards... William: is this a HW problem?  me: yeah  William: or do you have a gambling addiction?

#1907

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May 10, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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//Freshman are collecting and testing water samples at Lake Needwood Student 1: You fill it up. Student 2: Eww, no. You. Student 1: I'll get gloves. Student 2: Okay. Pham: Is that my student using glove? Why my student use glove? Student 2: The water's so dirty... Pham: When in my class do you use glove?! You guy all wimps. //later... Student 1: (gets gloves) Pham: What I tell you?! You not need glove! You ever get hurt in class not using glove? Student 1: Yeah, when we were using acetic acid I had a papercut and it hurt. Pham: ...WIMPS! *walks away*

#1906

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May 10, 2010, 7:32 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: When you send letter, what is the first part you do? Student 1: Write the "dear" to the recipient? Mr. Pham: No! Student 2: Write the date? Mr. Pham: No! Student 3: Write the address on the envelope? Mr. Pham: No! Student 4: Attach the stamp? Mr. Pham: No! Student 5: Write the return address? Mr. Pham: No! You write the country so they when the letter is sent from space, they know where it go. When you go from space, what is the first part you see? It's the country, not the address!

#1905

77

May 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Any more homework question on chapter 7 before you take the test on it? Student: Mr. Pham, could you explain question #39 in the chapter 7 homework? Mr. Pham: THAT QUESTION? That topic on the test! How you know that much detail?! You must be cheating! I give other blocks same test, but I give this block different, harder test then. Your test on Wednesday.

#1904

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May 10, 2010, 7:23 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 20 minutes! *4 months later* Mr. Pham: Homework should only be taking 3 hours!

#1903

-24

May 10, 2010, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: I have Fung Cao's ID here. //Contreras, Rose look blankly at him Ostrander: [rechecks] *Fang* Cao! There we go.

#1901

35

May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Freeman: You know what? If you have an economic problem... RELEASE THE KRAKEN