#1900

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Trevor: Nobody is doing anything in Alaska, except maybe marijuana.

#1899

66

May 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: Wait, Mr. Hinkle, you make $120,000 a year? Hinkle: Shhh... Student 2: Hey Mr. Hinkle, can I borrow some money? Hinkle: No.

#1898

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May 9, 2010, 12:49 p.m.

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Eli: Quick, name all the members of the Beastie Boys. Jack: I can't name them; They all have weird Australian names. Eli: Australians have American-sounding names. Jack: But not like John Smith. Eli: What, like Wallaby McGee?

#1897

77

May 7, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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//the class before the AP Whitacre: All right, if you look at my agenda: "Relax. What's the worst that could happen? An 'E' in the class, a '1' on the AP exam?" The Buddha once said "all life is sorrowful." Get used to it! //Proceeds to put on House

#1896

44

May 7, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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Stein: "That is an infinitely thin slice of vomit." //part of an example figuring out how much work was needed to suck have a tank of vomit out the top

#1895

44

May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "That's the definite worst. Creep. It even sounds creepy." //talking about landslides

#1894

77

May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "If something dies in lava or magma, is to going to survive?"

#1893

33

May 7, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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Blitz: "You're gonna get schist. Not shit."

#1892

2931

May 6, 2010, 8:46 p.m.

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(Pham, talking about effusion.) Pham: You know on your birthday, and there all these balloons? Class: Yeah... Pham: Well, the next day, all the balloons are on the floor. Your birthday over. Your life hell. That's effusion.

#1889

77

May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*