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#1873
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⚐ ReportRose: Man, I am in a much better mood today now that it isn't so hot and stuffy. I was seriously thinking about wearing like 80% less clothes today. Class: Ewwwwww! Rose: No, I meant 80% less weight, not...surface area.
#1871
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⚐ ReportMs. Bustillos: "I have nothing against immigrants, BUT, I've noticed that in the last 15-20 years, there's less stufff in my size at value village since immigrants are usually my size. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS!"
#1870
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: Sooo here we call on the magic calculus wizard.... and who could that be hm hm hmm... well that only leaves me! I AM THE MAGIC CALCULUS WIZARD
#1869
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⚐ Report//talking about jury duty during stat Stein: So the case was about drug dealing. Nilay: Was it about disjoint?
#1867
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⚐ Report//Talking about getting people to gamble. Mr. Stein: Now, I've got other ways to get you to play. Here's one: free alcohol! Aaron Burger: Mr. Stein, why did you become a math teacher instead of a casino owner and drug lord?
#1865
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⚐ ReportGilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?
#1864
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⚐ Report//Reading The Awakening, page 48: "Edna, left alone in the little side room, loosened her clothes, removing the greater part of them." Mr. Anderson: Now, remember, this is the 1900s, this is very scandalous. Here we've gone into Edna's bedroom, and she is disrobing. This is sexy stuff.
#1862
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⚐ ReportMr. Anderson: Go to page 116. ...By which I mean 115. ...By which I mean the bottom of 114.