Search Quotes
#818
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⚐ ReportJacob: Guess what the number one non-search engine referrer to mbhs.edu is? Joseph: It would be funny if it were a porn site. Jacob: It is! Joseph: I totally called that one.
#816
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Oh my god, you're right! From Lenin to Gorbachev, it was bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald-hairy-bald!
#815
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⚐ Report//talking about the three-point quiz competition Ostrander: Does the losing team have to walk around wearing "I lost" t-shirts? Dvorsky: No, I give the winning team gold coins. See, I believe in positive reinforcement, not negative... Ostrander: *mutters* I hear that works better, but it's not as fun.
#814
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⚐ Report//Mrs. Dvorsky is helping a student Dvorsky: Capital A is not equal to lowercase a. Ostrander: But capital L is halfway equal to lowercase l. Dvorsky: Define halfway equal. Ostrander: Well, they share that one vertical line.
#813
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⚐ ReportJacob: Can I go to the bathroom? Swaney: Yes, if you go right there. Conway (sitting next to Jacob): No, don't!
#812
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⚐ ReportDiana: I give up. [Second person pronoun day] is just silly. Duval: And you ended it right there!
#811
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⚐ ReportMs. Duval: Those people who can't be quiet in the hall may need to stay in the hall until they've demonstrated they can be quiet. *stares at her class intently* //in the background, someone sings: "Mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe) / mahna mahna / (ba debe dee) / mahna mahna / (ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)" Duval: That's got to be Stein...
#810
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⚐ ReportSchafer: In the video there's a nerd fight. It's great. They throw integrals at each other.
#809
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⚐ ReportBurger: What's the longest problem you've ever done? Stein: The longest problem? Raising kids. Burger (lauging): What's the error bound?