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33

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Starting class (at 7:40, of course) Hinkle: Uhh, okay! Uh, gentlemen and ladies and everyone who's conscious today... and also Johnny here...

#766

33

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!

#765

44

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Hinkle: By the way ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, when I was growing up, this theory was what we learned... and then a guy came around and proved that this theory was completely and absolutely wrong.

#764

55

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!

#763

77

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:53 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: You use da Gauss-Jordan meffod. Jordan Hirsh: WHAT? Mr. Pham: Okay, you know what? I call it da Gauss meffod now!!

#762

99

Oct. 27, 2009, 9:13 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: My eyesight sucks. Its like 30 30 vision. Remi: Oh, I have 1 1 vision. Ms. Thomas: You know that is like Xray vision right? Tell me how this part is doing then. -points to liver- Remi: Oh, your lung looks fine...

#760

33

Oct. 27, 2009, 6:48 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas talking about a student who always brings a neon pink comb to school : "He's not actually balding. I've just been trying to convince him that he is for the past two weeks so that he'd stop combing his hair so much."

#759

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Oct. 27, 2009, 6:20 p.m.

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//pham, talking about plugging in numbers that aren't supposed to work, while teaching partial fraction decomposition Pham: Guess what I do! I stick it in! When I was kid, people say not to do, but I do anyways!

#758

1010

Oct. 27, 2009, 4:09 p.m.

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Piper: Please use only pens and pencils on your test. I don't want you using body fluids.

#757

2729

Oct. 26, 2009, 8:25 p.m.

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//Schafer tries to write on promethean board with the vertical line tool Schafer: ...mother trucker! //shortly thereafter Schafer: So we're going to have two big tires, one filled with water and one filled with ice. Jacob: For your mother truck?