#756

66

Oct. 26, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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Elizabeth: what rhymes with hypothalamus?

#755

48

Oct. 26, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Ms. Pundzak: "What are the only things that are guaranteed in life?" Student: "Death and Taxes!"

#754

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Oct. 26, 2009, 3:52 p.m.

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Rose: What middle school did you go to? Student: Wood. Rose: Wood? Where's that? Student: Rockville. Rose: Hm.. What does that feed into? Student: Rockville.

#753

55

Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

#752

22

Oct. 26, 2009, 7:35 a.m.

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//Mr. Ostrander enters the lab Duval: SRP folks, the signature man is here!

#751

77

Oct. 25, 2009, 6:22 p.m.

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//in his status message Mr. Rose: Going through sporcle withdrawal...

#750

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Oct. 25, 2009, 4:43 p.m.

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"Let me see your tomatoes." - McManus

#749

55

Oct. 24, 2009, 8:13 p.m.

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Schafer: ...and you'd be like, "This is the greatest rollercoaster e-EHHHHHH!!" *flail*

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Oct. 24, 2009, 8:11 p.m.

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*A picture of a girl comes onto the Promethean board* St1: Es muy bonita :) Cuadrado: *nod* St2: Es caliente! Cuadrado: No, that means she's horny. Class: o__O *laughs* St3: erm...es fresca? Cuadrado: No, that means she's a ****. Class: *nervous laughter* Cuadrado: So if you ever go to an overly warm Spanish-speaking country and say, "Hola, yo soy Paco y soy caliente!", think about what you're really saying.

#745

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Oct. 23, 2009, 11:56 p.m.

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//Steven has a story to tell, so students start gathering around to listen Whitacre: Your disciples are flocking to you! You're the new Buddha!