#662

6165

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#661

44

Oct. 12, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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Stein: Any questions on the homework? Student: Yes, number 35 please. Stein: What about it? Student: They told me to do it with a calculator, but I don't know how to. Stein: They want you to do what with a calculator? *mumbles* That sounds sort of dirty *licks his lips*

#660

37

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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//Schafer is using Kaluta's megaphone in 211 during 6th period, while the juniors share the room with freshmen Schafer: *sounds siren* HeY! GuYS! WaiT, how DO you make it loud? Templin: That light needs to be on. Just hit that button. Schafer: LIke this? No wait, that only did it for a second... GUYS! Wait, what block is this? Templin: Six. Schafer: *seeing juniors* You aren't in Block C! Get out! Wait, I forgot the papers...

#659

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Stein: So I had been teaching across the room from Walstein. I brought up the Wikipedia article on Heaviside, and Walstein looks up and says, "Hey! That's my birthday!"

#658

13

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:19 p.m.

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//Hammond wants to fix something on Binx Hammond: Is anyone on Binx right now? Scott L. and Scott Z.: Yes! Hammond: GET OFF! Scott Z.: Done. Scott L.: Okay, I'm off. Wait, am I off? *logs back in* Oh wait, that's on Ogedei, not Binx!

#657

22

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:18 p.m.

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//during open house Stein: Hey, look! A parent! I almost forgot! It's Open House today! Thiagu, is that your dad? Thiagu: Yes Stein: Well, Mr. Thiagu, we're doing exponential growth right now. Follow? *no response* Well, Thiagu what do we get? Thiagu: Umm... //after getting the answer Stein: So you say to yourself-- *all but Thiagu's dad say self* Okay, Thiagu, you really need to talk to your dad about this class.

#656

33

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:13 p.m.

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//Stein's phone rings Stein: It's that car guy *hangs up* //5 minutes later, it rings again Stein: Ugh! //5 minutes later, it rings yet again Stein: STOP IT!

#655

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//doing a practice problem with mixtures of urine and water Theresa: Our cross country coach said we need to be more hydrated and drink so much we can read through our urine. Stein: Has anyone actually tried that? Theresa: Well, some people claim they did. Stein: And did it work? Theresa: They said it did! Stein: That's kind of impressive. The thing is though, we're ignoring the whole issue of asparagus.

#654

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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//talking about logistic growth Stein: We need a Plan B. Which is unfortunate because you guys only have a Plan A.

#653

77

Oct. 12, 2009, 7:07 p.m.

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Stein: See, Newton just used his genius on that apple. In the morning, it hit him on the head, and we had gravity. Then he heated it up for lunch, and we had calculus.