#601

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Ralph Bunday, who was not a TV character but a serial killer-- Tolnay: And he was a teacher at Blair. Dr. Smith: I never thought of that.

#600

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Oct. 8, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining Hotel Infinity Mr. Rose: So you cannot have 1 more spoon or 1 more fork when catering, okay? Wait, wait, wait-- no, bad example. Okay, you must have THE EXACT SAME NUMBER of forks and knives or you'll get fired. Student: *confused* Wait, what happened to the spoons? Mr. Rose: FORGET THE SPOONS!

#599

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Oct. 8, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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//the day after Mr. Pham wore a SpongeBob t-shirt Joseph: Where's your shirt? Mr. Pham: I only have one shirt. I need to wash it! Li: That's not true. Ozzie: You only have one t-shirt? Mr. Pham: No, I have lots of other t-shirts. Ozzie: I mean, funny ones. Mr. Pham: Yeah, but most of them I can't wear in school!

#598

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Oct. 7, 2009, 6:39 p.m.

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//on reducing grants-in-aid Ms. Thurman: Thus the states had to use some methods that were considered by many to be unethical and immoral to raise money. Student: Prostitution!

#597

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Oct. 7, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you hugging a water bottle? Andrew RS: It's a milk jug, actually. Stein: Why are you hugging it? Andrew RS: Uh, I dunno...

#596

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Oct. 7, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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Schafer: Me and Wolfram|Alpha had a meeting last night to work a few things out.

#595

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Oct. 7, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham is wearing a BRIGHT YELLOW SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt Jacob: Nice shirt, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham: What wrong with it? It better than nerdy shirt you guys wear! Jacob: You don't like my math competition shirt? Mr. Pham: It too nerdy! //later that period, in the lab Mr. Pham: What shirt look better? Student: Mr. Pham's! Mr. Pham (to Jacob): You lose! Mrs. Dvorsky: I like Jacob's better. I would actually wear it.

#594

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Oct. 7, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Pham: Spontaneous system of equation. Jacob: Simultaneous?

#593

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Oct. 7, 2009, 7:36 a.m.

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Ostrander: It could be a lowercase zero. Jacob: What's a lowercase zero? Ostrander: You know, a negative zero.

#592

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Oct. 7, 2009, 7:36 a.m.

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Piper: You hear interesting things when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 4.