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#2325

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//talking about the belt of the belt sander Templin: Think of it as the belt of your pants. If it's too loose, your pants fall off. John Anderson: So having it too loose, is that a good thing?

#2324

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:52 a.m.

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Templin: Normally when students are playing cards in my class, I help them out by cutting the deck for them... with the band saw.

he mentioned this after he was saying how he permitted his previous block to play cards because they had no work to do

saw, cards, templin

#2323

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: From 11:38 today to 10:47 tomorrow no saying the word "and," from 11:38 tomorrow to 10:17 Friday, no saying the word "or." Student: Why the break? Rose: I need "and" and "or" to teach class!!! //Geometry is from 10:47 to 11:38

#2321

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:46 a.m.

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//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.

#2320

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:45 a.m.

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//teaching logic Mr. Rose: I will marry someone only if they are rich, but what if I can't find anyone rich, like if I live in PG County or something?

Rose later went on to say: for me to marry someone they have to be a rich tall tennis player who is really good at making Indian food

rose, geometry

#2319

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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//Two students are arguing over a problem, and Mr. Rose says one is right Student: See, I was RIGHT, do not take away my glory! //Rose writes "GLORY" next to the problem

#2318

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:45 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Maybe if you weren't wearing those STRIPPER boots, you could march correctly! //Ms. Roberts has a lot to say about strippers. (Although not as much as Robotics (see #2313).

#2317

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:42 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: STRIP THE FLAGS! AWW YEAH, STRIP THOSE FLAGS. /*Ms. Roberts is sadly underrepresented in blairbash compared to the wonderful number of quotes that she says that sound awful out of context. Well, and in context. This is a pretty good example of what she says during Marching Band. Son. */

#2316

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Oct. 7, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Donaldson: Tycho Brahe was the best astronomer with a metal nose.

#2315

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Oct. 7, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Pham (looking amazed): Wow! We have a lot of nerdy in here!