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Oct. 7, 2010, 6:13 p.m.

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Swaney: William [from William & Mary] is kinda ugly, isn't he? He looks like ... TORI SPELLING.

#2313

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Oct. 7, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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//in Robotics Club Instructor: Okay, today we are going to strip wires. Always be sure to use the right stripper. We have several types of strippers. The ones we have at Blair are mostly Chinese strippers, but we also have the standard type. The Chinese strippers are usually more durable and we use them more often. The standard ones are less preferable, but you may find them better. //class giggles loudly

#2312

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Oct. 7, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//In math help Mufasa: Infinite Descent? Jason: Infinite Descent! Mufasa: Infinite Descent! Jason: PROVED! Marcus: Oh good, you guys proved something, you guys should have a party.

#2311

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Oct. 7, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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// proving some USAMO problem Jason: AHHH Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Jason: INFINITE DESCENT!!! Mufasa: INFINITE DESCENT!!!

#2310

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Oct. 7, 2010, 12:28 p.m.

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Ting Chen: Has anyone sanded their hand off on the belt sander? Templin: Ting, if you're going to ask stupid questions, go stand outside. Templin looks at class: You could be outstanding! HAR HAR HAR

#2309

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Oct. 6, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Whitacre: Brighten up! It'll only get worse.

#2308

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Oct. 6, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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// Whitacre looks over a student's shoulder at her desk and sees a paper advertising "Help the Homeless..." Whitacre: Help the homeless?! Screw the homeless!!! In our culture that's another way of saying "useless", because if you don't have a home, your family kicked you out because you weren't any good. Student: But that's mean! Whitacre: Oh, if you ever become homeless, I'll treat you a little nice. *symbolically picks up his hand* I'll say, "Yeah, I remember this hand", not that you did any writing with it.

#2307

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about answers to a freshman safety test found lying around Senior: Yeah, I kinda broke half of these safety things during my SRP. Templin: Well, then I really shouldn't let you use anything in this room. Senior: It's not like my mentor followed them either! Templin: Then he shouldn't be allowed to use anything in this room.

#2306

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m.

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Swaney: Industry, we're talking about hard things, making those goods for export. Things like tools, equipment, steel, guns... Jed (under breath): ...germs. //if you've taken AP World, this should be positively uproarious

#2305

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//discussing in-text citations Stelzner: It's so easy, I can't believe you never learned this! //Stelzner writes an example on the board Students: No! No! That's wrong! That's not what they taught us! Stelzner: Really? Huh, maybe I've been doing it wrong forever. Student: But you're an English teacher! Stelzner: Dude, grammar is not my strong suit.