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#1754
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You can't beat the oil industry. We used to have electric and steam cars. But the oil companies were like "We don't like that!" We've been stuck with that mistake for few hundred years, you'd think someone would have fixed it. Gee, humans are so stupid.
#1752
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⚐ Report//freshman R&E and robotics elective are sharing the lab Freshman 1: What's your name? Freshman 2: What's your name? Jacob: I don't have a name. Freshman 3: He's Jacob Hurwitz. Freshmen 1 and 2 (in unison): YOU'RE JACOB HURWITZ? Freshman 1: I thought Jacob Hurwitz was someone else! The kid with the glasses and... //Jacob looks puzzled Freshman 3: You're some legendary figure. Everybody knows you, but nobody's seen you.
#1751
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⚐ ReportBlaha (to Jacob): I was looking at my attendance, and it's... interesting that you have 11 absences and they're all excused. That doesn't happen in any of my other classes!
#1750
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⚐ ReportRose: Now we're going to learn about one of the most important theorems in calculus -- Rolle's Theorem. //teaches Rolle's Theorem //class starts talking about the most important theorem in calculus Student: Is Rolle's Theorem the most important? Rose: Who gives a crap about the stupid Rolle's Theorem?!
#1749
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⚐ Report//we had been discussing how early cars had no traffic laws Whitacre: There should be some time during the day when traffic laws don't apply. It's like, you could just run over pedestrians and stuff. I'd be out by Colesville at 2:35 with a lawn chair, one of those umbrellas, and a drink, and I'd just watch Blair kids get run over. I'd even take bets, like "$5 that 15 kids will be hit!" It's survival of the fittest in action, Darwin would like it, all the stupid kids would die.
#1748
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⚐ Report//on the first day of fourth quarter Stein: I finished grades. All of you have an A or a B, which is good because they're the same thing. This class is graded on trend, so only your fourth quarter grade matters. [...] If you got an A, you wasted effort.
#1747
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⚐ Report//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.
#1746
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⚐ Report//Ms. Czap is demonstrating ferrofluid, a messy, black liquid Student: Can I touch it? Czap: No. I'd rather you not go home black. //class laughs