#1673

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March 16, 2010, 5:42 p.m.

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Rajan: Oh, Mr Kaluta, you're Japanese? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not Japanese. The better teacher is Japanese. Rajan: Oh, you're just a bad white teacher? Mr. Kaluta: Yeah, I'm a bad white teacher. Wait, no, you guys got all the answers right, so I'm a good teacher! Rajan: Not necessarily. We may just be good students. Mr. Kaluta: I'm going to strike you. Rajan: Mr. Kaluta, we are not in a catholic school from the 1850's! Mr.Kaluta(equipped with a high pitched voice and hand gestures): Hold out your hand! * hand strike down *

#1669

66

March 15, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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Rose: Anytime I have to rescue exponent princesses from high up in towers...

#1666

68

March 15, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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//pd6 analysis Rose: [Student], lemme see what you got. Student: Why do you always pick on me?! //whine whine whine Rose: Its like... racial profiling, only with homework. Student: Okay, well, I didn't do it, I didn't have time. Rose: See?

#1665

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March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#1664

46

March 15, 2010, 4:23 p.m.

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Eszter: Pouvons-nous faire le dialogue in like 5 minutes?

#1663

55

March 15, 2010, 4:21 p.m.

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Mme Loomis: "Je vais le mettre sur le...sur le...tableau magique." Translation: I'm going to put it on the...on the...magic board.

#1662

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March 15, 2010, 3:58 p.m.

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//students are conversing; someone uses the word 'gay' Hinkle: Whoa, whoa! Ladies and gentlemen, you realize that we're not allowed to say gay anymore, right? Aubrey: But you can say Lucas is definitely a faggot. [Several pens fly across the room] Hinkle: Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Let me just say, there's a little too much male bonding going on right now. A little too much of the big T. Students: Big T? Student 1: Touching? Student 2: Twilight? Hinkle: Testosterone!

#1661

88

March 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Anderson: We are going to examine and interpret every instance of Edna's intense passion...so take out your notes and we will embark on this adventurous journey...because that is exactly what you want to do on a rainy afternoon...the day after daylight savings...because absolutely none of you are tired.

#1660

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March 15, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Your parents may say that they don't pick favorites, but that's wrong. Maybe they love you all the same, but there's always one that they love a little bit more, one favorite child. [...] Think about your siblings. See how they get away with all that crap that you used to get in trouble for? "Oh honey, it's not favoritism! We love you both the same, we were just young and inexperienced when we had you." LIES!!!

#1659

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March 15, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Whitacre: The question is, are going to try and have a reasonable relationship with China this time around? Nevin: NO! No relationship with China! They talk funny! Whitacre: Put on a plaid shirt and get a Southern accent and you could pass for one of my relatives.