#1537

28

Feb. 24, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Jenni: No! I used a center tag! Bad Jenni! Diana: What's wrong with a center tag? Jenni: It is bad! It doesn't exist! Diana: Yes it does! Jenni & Chester: No it doesn't! Diana: Yes it does! Chester: No, it's like God, it doesn't exist! Diana & Jenni: ... Chester: ...that wasn't a very good argument, was it.

#1534

68

Feb. 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Contreras: I'm getting some massive quads. Chicks dig that, right? Connor: Well, I think that by the time they notice the "massive quads" you're pretty good anyhow...

#1533

57

Feb. 23, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Sarah: You can't tell a pig like... about pigs dying in Uganda

#1532

24

Feb. 23, 2010, 6:23 p.m.

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Brian G: I'll show you yours if you show me mine.

#1531

3034

Feb. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...

#1530

77

Feb. 23, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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//talking about the media center staff David: Who's Ms. Lamphier? Shirley: Ms. Lamphier is the one who doesn't talk wike this.

#1528

2327

Feb. 22, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//Pham is on the phone with his son Pham: Hey, you charge my PSP? //son replies Pham: Where did you find my DS? //son replies Pham: Good! That's what I want to hear! Now is mommy home?

#1526

810

Feb. 22, 2010, 6:13 p.m.

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//Richard is doing his hand thing //after class is over... Pham: You know I want to smash kid who is break-dancing

#1525

66

Feb. 22, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Porac: Ref! What happened there? He was offsides wasn't he? Ref: No, his shot, it hit the post. (field goal post, and so was out of play) Porac: Yes, yes I understand that, but he was offside. Ref: It hit the post. Porac: That was offside!!! Ref: If you continue to argue, I will have to give you a yellow card. No more arguing. Porac: Ok, your doing a great job sir (kind of sarcastically obviously) Ref: (Pulls out yellow card) I warned you coach Porac: IT WAS A COMPLIMENT?!

#1524

55

Feb. 22, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Porac: You guys need to start playing harder. This is ridiculous. If you don't show me you want to win, I'm going back to bartending, better hours, better money, and better-looking [women].