#1457

77

Feb. 4, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.

#1455

33

Feb. 4, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//at course selection assembly Counseling guy: You all are almost seniors! [Uncontrolled cheering and whooping breaks out] Counseling guy: Quiet! Please! Can I get your attention! Listen up! [...] Okay, you're not quite there yet.

#1454

77

Feb. 4, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Shirley and Ben are playing RPS-25 in the lab. Next to them, Jordan is reading a math paper containing integrals. Ben: Dynamite! Shirley: Man! No, sponge! Ben: Woman cleans with sponge! Jordan: Rock paper scissors is stupid. You can tell Mr. Stein that I said that. Shirley: Integrals are stupid. Jordan: No, they're awesome! You should go to their website!

#1453

35

Feb. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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//From upstairs: BANG. BANG. BANG. Student: Did they put a basketball court upstairs? Justine: Yeah, just yesterday Trina: Wait, really?!

#1452

1717

Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#1451

2626

Feb. 3, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm turning off the lights! Everyone okay with that? I'm asking because for seniors, lights out means sleep time. For juniors, lights off means it's time to grope your neighbor. Hannah, you okay back there? //Hannah is the only girl at her table of 10 juniors

#1450

55

Feb. 3, 2010, 12:35 p.m.

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Hinkle: I only have six days to cram a whole unit down your throat.

#1449

1313

Feb. 3, 2010, 11:15 a.m.

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Contreras: sup, Orlz! Ori: ...? Contreras: It's like shirley, shirlz. Ori, orlz. Ori: I'm okay with that, just dont ask for any. Contreras: wha--OHH.

#1448

88

Feb. 2, 2010, 10:21 p.m.

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//At play practice Girl: Pitti-Sing sings high and low. Mrs. O'Connor: So she's more of a mezzo. Girl: Yeah. Mrs. O'Connor: She has all of the big chesty parts. Guys in bass section laugh. Mrs. O'Connor: Grow up guys.

#1447

1822

Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...