#1368

1012

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Schafer is giving a PowerPoint on sound Schafer: This doesn't matter. *next slide* Stuff. *next slide* Babies. *next slide*

#1367

77

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Joey walks into mathphys and is shocked to see 26 students Joey: Jesus Christ! Mikey: Yes, did you call?

#1366

11

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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//explaining why she sent multi-colored e-mails Duval: It was late at night, and I wanted it to be pretty! "Oooh, this should be yellow!"

#1365

79

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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Duval: I'm staring at the quadratic formula thinking of Frère Jacques. Jacob: Frère Jacques? Duval: Yeah, my mom's a math teacher, and she teaches the quadratic formula using Frère Jacques. *sings* "Negative b, negative b, plus or minus the square root of, plus or minus the square root of, b squared minus four a c, b squared minus four a c, over two a, over two a."

#1364

1212

Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Duval: Want to hear me shout? Kaluta: Yes. Duval: HEY! //the whole class shuts up and stares at her Duval (to Kaluta): Pretty good, huh?

#1363

24

Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Kaluta (to Duval): You're doing something good for the students? That's novel!

#1362

66

Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#1361

2424

Jan. 20, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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//in his Gtalk status message Mr. Rose: Students: stop studying at 11pm and GO TO SLEEP!! Controlled experiments have clearly shown that performance drops substantially when you are sleep deprived. That I would never follow this advice myself is just further proof that it is wise and sensible.

#1360

1414

Jan. 19, 2010, 9:51 p.m.

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Moose: What has existed throughout all of Russian history? Theresa: Vodka!

#1359

44

Jan. 19, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Student: See Mr. Schafer in the corner? He'll teach you MathPhys if you have no life!