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#1056
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⚐ Report//People come in for the canned food drive Whitacre: What do you want? People: Canned food? Whitacre: Why would I have canned food? //They START advertising to the class People: So you should do this because there are people dying who need food. //When they leave Whitacre: Those were the worst salespeople...ever.
#1055
810
⚐ Report// Jon gets up to get tissues at least once every class Whitacre: You're always sick! Jon: It's usually just the mornings... Brian G: He has morning sickness.
#1054
33
⚐ Report//while looking at Eugene's comic of Infinitus fighting Captain Zero Stein: BOOM! BAM! SPLAT! POW! wait..they're walking away? Eugene: no, they're dead.
#1053
2020
⚐ ReportMario: How many ties of Darwin do you have? Whitacre: Not enough. Do you want to give me some? Student: For Christmas? Whitacre: I don't celebrate Christmas. Student: What, do you celebrate Hanukkah? Whitacre: No, I celebrate pay days. They come more often.
#1052
88
⚐ Report//staring at Kris's computer drawn picture of Infinitus Stein: Wow... wow..... I would leave my wife for this guy!
#1051
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Oh, Jacob's not here. I can tell a story! *pause* Conway, put that pencil down!
#1050
88
⚐ Report//students come around to collect cans for the food drive Mr. Rose: Yea, guys, you need to bring in some cans, if you live in Potomac, double.
#1049
1925
⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.
#1047
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⚐ ReportMs. Yordan: I don't want to hear any foul language. //30 seconds later Ms. Yordan: SIT DOWN DAMMIT!