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#1025
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: If you think sex will be the core of your marriage, then don't get married. Just have SEX!
#1024
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Whitacre, do you think the world's gonna end in 2012? Whitacre: I hope so.
#1023
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Do you write for this Blair blog? Jacob: What, BlairBash? Whitacre: Is that www-dot-blairbash? Jacob: dot-org. Whitacre: I kept hearing my name, and I've noticed they're all things I've said when YOU were around.
#1022
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⚐ Report//Mr. Boettcher pulls up a problem on the Promethean Board with a large font Mr. Boettcher: Wow, that looks way too big. Aaron: That's what she said.
#1019
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⚐ Report//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!
#1018
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⚐ ReportPham: Hydrogen peroxide only react with the blood... Go home, if you have nothing to do - Class: Cut yourself!
#1015
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⚐ Report//In ceramics, talking about the song "Mahna Mahna" from The Muppets: Neel: "You mean you've never heard that song before? Are you deprived children?" Lisa: "No, I've never had five children!"
#1014
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⚐ Report//(referring to Walden Pond) Bustillos: Well, you can go live in the forest with an axe and raise chickens. You don't need CAP.