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#5558
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⚐ Report//Last Thursday, Redskins vs. Giants Schafer: And the Redskins are going to lose tonight. Vishnu: There's still hope-- Schafer: No. No. Just no. Schwartz: Redskins? Is that...football? But doesn't football start in the winter?
#5557
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⚐ Report//P Chem, first semester Pham: I don't yell this semester, I save my voice for next semester.
#5556
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose pays a visit to Mr. Street's class //Mr. Rose is leaving Street: Have a good day Mr. Rose! Rose: ...unnhh...
#5555
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⚐ ReportAvik: (Raises hand and immediately starts to talk) Sooooooo, what you mean is that is to say... Rose: That's enough Avik time for today.
#5554
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⚐ Report// Cyber Patriot Registration Ostrander: Thanks – do you have e-mail addresses for the other three? Daniel: **replies with emails** Ostrander: Thanks – now stop answering e-mails in class.
#5551
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⚐ ReportMogge: So in Mesopotamia, unlike the men, the women couldn't divorce their husband or really do anything to him if he was getting busy with other women. //A few laughs Mogge: I think I used that right. Earlier today I said that I wouldn't be at 6th lunch because I was getting busy with something. //Class laughs Mogge: I wish!
#5550
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⚐ ReportStein: So if you just follow-- Class: Follow. Stein: DON'T MOCK MY RULES! My rules are not to be mocked! You're not supposed do that whenever I say "follow"-- Class: Follow. //Stein knocks over a chair Stein: NO! You don't say-that word-whenever I say that word!
#5546
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⚐ Report//A to-do list is numbered 1, 1.5, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 6, 7, 9 Rose: I like to order my lists and assign a number to everything, but I don't really care if the numbers make sense.
#5545
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⚐ Report//Doing an application problem to Econ Schwartz: How much of the Water company's output goes to Electricity? Student 1: .1! Student 2: .9! Student 3: .5! Schwartz: .5 is between .1 and .9...but it isn't even the arithmetic mean //Awkward pause Schwartz: (sarcastically) ...see, Econ majors worry about arithmetic. But math majors have BETTER things to think about
#5544
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⚐ ReportSchafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...