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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Bannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.

#12345

66

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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Delaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking

#12344

22

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Delaney: when you are born—everyone’s born

#12343

66

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:11 p.m.

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Delaney: if you go to the gym to get swole…or whatever the kids call it…

#12342

77

Oct. 18, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Hart: How many search windows do you have on your phone? Hart: I have 170.

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1616

Oct. 18, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Smolen: "...Cellos? Are the violins gaslighting me?" Andy: "We are not gaslighting you, Ms. Smolen! It's all in your mind!"

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Oct. 18, 2023, 11:07 a.m.

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//P4 Phil Orch. Smolen is giving a lesson on chord progressions, and asked the class to transpose Twinkle Twinkle to a minor key. Smolen: "The little star has grown up! It went to college, and is now working a 9-5 job with unresolved debt!" //Old McDonald. Smolen: "Unfortunately, because of the economy... Old McDonald had to sell the farm. It is now a slaughterhouse."

#12339

44

Oct. 18, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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Porch (to his pd4): now that I've sufficiently intimidated you

#12338

77

Oct. 18, 2023, 8:52 a.m.

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// Talking about picture day Jacobs: Who's dripping today?

#12337

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Oct. 17, 2023, 11:21 p.m.

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6th period English, Chris and Bill are messing with each other Goldberg (to Chris): Stop bullying Bill! Goldberg sees Bill playing games Goldberg (to Chris): Go bully him (Bill)