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#12266

1111

Oct. 6, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Rose: I gave you 35 minutes of Happy Time, last class, to just do the Fitch-style proof packet. Stein: You have an unusual definition of "Happy Time".

#12265

1111

Oct. 6, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: while all of the bathroom boys were in the bathroom doing their bathroom boy stuff...

#12264

1414

Oct. 6, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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Diego: So you're telling me the only thing stopping me from touching a hot stove is pesky sensory neurons?

#12263

44

Oct. 6, 2023, 7:45 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is sprawled out on a desk Jacobs: Do you need more light? Jerry: *nods head several time like a crackhead* Jacobs: Well then go out into the hallways.

#12262

44

Oct. 5, 2023, 3:33 p.m.

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Nate: No, Boston is in Connecticut!

#12261

77

Oct. 5, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Sahu: Its like flossing, I am teaching you to eat your vegetables

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sahu

#12260

77

Oct. 5, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"

#12258

33

Oct. 5, 2023, 10:52 a.m.

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Johnny: What are your thoughts on pizza on pineapple? Johnny: Everyone talks about putting pineapple on pizza, but nobody talks about putting pizza on pineapple.

//mod note: turn one upside-down and they're equivalent

johnny, pizza

#12257

1414

Oct. 5, 2023, 9:01 a.m.

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James: how does the electron think? Lodal: it doesn't it just goes into the lowest energy state Lodal: Just like some people in this class. They don't think and do the least work possible. Lodal: Chaewoon. Lodal: I'm just going to casually throw shade at people who aren't here

#12256

1616

Oct. 5, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know, if you just go to a pub, you'll probably find 1000 missing teachers, drinking beer and having a great time.