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22

Oct. 23, 2025, 8:45 a.m.

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Appino: Intercourse does not mean sex. Appino: Not at that time

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02

Oct. 22, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."

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44

Oct. 22, 2025, 10:07 a.m.

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Justin: Cyberbullying is better than in-person bullying

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55

Oct. 15, 2025, 2:51 p.m.

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Grossman: You could be a Harvard meth guy, or a Moco community college meth guy. Grossman: Either way you're a meth guy

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4864

Oct. 15, 2025, 1:32 p.m.

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"i'm gonna draw a circle" *proceeds to draw a rectangle* - sz

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-113

Oct. 10, 2025, 3:18 p.m.

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//ryan stealing pirates booty ryan: i love eating booty!!! ryan: if i gave you [gerald's] booty does that make you a pimp?

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Oct. 3, 2025, 12:43 p.m.

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Someone: "I'm doing very important work. I'm finding the latency of a touchscreen on a smartphone" Schafer: "Well you'll be finding the latency of a pouch on your phone soon"

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1317

Sept. 24, 2025, 1:54 p.m.

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Chris turns in a reading quiz with terrible handwriting Horne: You should be a doctor Horne: You already write like one

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Sept. 24, 2025, 12:37 p.m.

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//Rose lists his enemies again, innovation, pep rally, etc. Rose: Various Jewish Holidays... Rose: So I can add God to my list of enemies

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1923

Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."