#11283

1919

Dec. 7, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander

#11282

2323

Dec. 7, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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// Talking about how we call analysis "anal" Smolen: Friends, you have a place in the school called the SAC.

#11281

1717

Dec. 7, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Smolen: You guys should sign up for orchestra next year. Smolen: Why? Because orchestra is fun. Smolen: I'm fun. Smolen: And we're going to Disneyworld next year!

#11280

911

Dec. 7, 2022, 7:53 a.m.

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//Kirk Pd. 1 Funx Kirk: There are 3 things that are true in life... Kirk: Death... Kirk: Life... Kirk: And Ninth Period

#11279

1212

Dec. 6, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?

#11278

1313

Dec. 6, 2022, 2:22 p.m.

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Rose: ok I will be the alien. Rose: Greetings creatures. I am very intelligent. I don’t know what natural numbers are. I can do fitch style proofs really well.

#11277

33

Dec. 6, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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*Jerry Song and Andy and both sniffling* Sean: Both of you are sniffing aggressively. Jerry: Gotta get all of the good stuff.

#11276

39

Dec. 6, 2022, 1:51 p.m.

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Sean: My last two braincells: One is going "Why you no doctor?" and the other is singing "Never gonna give you up".

#11275

1010

Dec. 6, 2022, 9:55 a.m.

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// Stein gives really low p-value Stein: I think believing a p-value that low is a mental illness. Stein: If you believe that, you can't get out of bed. Stein: You can't go outside because what if an 18-wheeler rolls over your lawn? Stein: You can't go near a window because what if a meteor hits it?

#11273

57

Dec. 6, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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// French 3, Madame Kanza is telling us the story of Saint Nicholas, in which a butcher kept kids in his basement Student: So it's like Pizzagate? // Class starts dying Kanza: No, it's not like Pizzagate. This story happened in the Roman Empire. Pizzagate happened now, where we have media. And Pizzagate is for dummies.