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#12751

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Dec. 18, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?

#12750

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Dec. 18, 2023, 3 p.m.

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//Jeremy playing Careless Whisper on his saxophone in neuroscience 9th Woodward: We're going to put away Guilty Rhythm...wait...Careless Whisper

He's not even in this class // mod note: since when has Jeremy ever been in a class that he's supposed to be in? //mod note: O-Chem, most days

jeremy, neuro, neuroscience

#12749

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Dec. 18, 2023, 2:10 p.m.

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//[student] offered to bring in succulents for Mr. Lodal's hall-passes Lodal: I don't identify with cactuses

#12748

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Dec. 18, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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//middle of ADSB with Mr. Sahu Ethan: I'm glad Hellen Keller wasn't racist.

#12747

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Dec. 18, 2023, 1:25 p.m.

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// Some student has a book that says “hell is cold” Charles: Hell is not cold. Hell is hot.

#12746

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Dec. 18, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Jerry Song: AP Lit is like that 15 minute unskippable ad you need to go through to unlock the next 2 hours of gameplay.

#12745

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Dec. 17, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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Jerry Song: One baby in the hand is better than two fetuses in the womb.

#12743

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Dec. 15, 2023, 1:39 p.m.

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Eric: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Jason: ??????? Jason: ...because 7 is greater than 6? Jason: Wait why??

#12742

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Dec. 15, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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Sahu: Here's the University of Washington website. U-Dub. Will: U-sub? Sahu: U-SUB?!?!?! THIS AINT NO CLAC-U-LAS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#12741

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Dec. 15, 2023, 12:48 p.m.

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// Adithi and Saanvi find a phone that says if found, contact **** Saanvi: whats the room number justin: 220 // Adithi types to the email " I found your phone its in room 220" Sahu: that's literally my phone! //class laughs Adithi: I already sent it (the email) //Sahu proceeds to block Adithi