#12590

66

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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// Talking about how some insects will end up in our food Glenn: We eat some gross stuff! Glenn: I'd rather eat insects than poop.

#12589

46

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:22 p.m.

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// roughly translated from ASL Mather: make sure your palm faces out for FRUSTRATED, or else it's *writes on board* B____H // some confused looks Mather: *writes out the T C* B_TCH Kid 1: (spoken) ohhhh Kid 2: (spoken) shut up!

#12588

99

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about home renovations Glenn: I walk in and I see all of my carpet torn up. Glenn: And my best friend says "Who skinned Kermit on the floor?" because that was the color of the carpet.

#12587

1111

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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Glenn: I got a text saying "where is the crowbar?" Glenn: Then I got another text saying "where is the duct tape?" Glenn: I'm just glad I didn't get a text saying "do you have an industrial-sized trash bag?"

#12585

1313

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."

#12584

1115

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#12583

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Losekamp: Why do we sleep? Diego: To give me a break from life.

#12582

79

Nov. 28, 2023, 7:38 a.m.

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Will Roe: Where other people see a bad idea, I see a business opportunity.

#12581

1414

Nov. 27, 2023, 1:43 p.m.

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Sahu: i have decided to defraud the government

#12580

1717

Nov. 27, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: let's talk about the govern- ima stop myself there. Sahu: let's say i publish a book that says grapes cause blindness Sahu: only white.. i mean green grapes cause blindness. purple grapes prevent blindness Sahu: i can say it's true, i'm a doctor. Sahu M.D. Sahu: little do they know, i own a purple grape farm, and my competitive neighbor owns a green grape farm Yongle: he's a part of big grape!