#5923

22

May 8, 2016, 10:34 a.m.

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Vishnu: They don't call me professor for nothing

#5922

1214

May 6, 2016, 6:08 p.m.

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///9th period Clay. Jerbear and Favid were talking while Clay was talking Clay: Okay David, you can flirt with Jeremy later.

#5921

4246

May 5, 2016, 10:20 p.m.

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// ARML Practice Eric Lu: What do time and Guang's hair have in common? They're both up!

#5919

66

May 3, 2016, 2:42 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham's birthday Pham (holding up a bag of sour cream and onion cheese puffs): This my birthday cake.

#5918

55

May 3, 2016, 11:37 a.m.

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////Nick had just given Simon 5 bucks to buy lunch. Simon goes to lunch line and comes back Simon: So it turns out my parents put 500 dollars into my account.

#5916

105117

May 2, 2016, 8:47 p.m.

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//Katheryn and Kristi are entering Lodal's room Katheryn: I made a mistake! Kristi: Not as big a mistake as when your parents had you. Katheryn: That was uncalled for and it hurt my feelings. Kristi: You have feelings? Lodal: That's a good question. Do you have feelings Katheryn?

#5915

1111

May 2, 2016, 1:22 p.m.

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Josephine: You know how we have online Health because it's a BS class? *nods* Josephine: Well MIT has English as an online class.

#5914

55

April 30, 2016, 7:32 p.m.

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//regarding dance troupes at UMD Junie Wu: You know what's sad, all the dance people like auditioning are black. I'm gonna be the only white person there.

#5913

44

April 29, 2016, 12:49 p.m.

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//Pham in R&E Pham: You Asian! You not supposed marry until you 35!

#5912

77

April 29, 2016, 12:33 p.m.

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//Robotics is fundraising; the donut boxes have 12 donuts each Fundraiser: A dollar for a donut! Steven: How much is a whole box? Fundraiser: 12 dollars. //Steven slams the table with his hand as hard as he can