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⚐ ReportGlenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.
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⚐ ReportNon magnet kid: what's the difference between magnet and cap? Non magnet kid: why do all magnet kids do origami?
#12135
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⚐ ReportRose: What is a minor? Esther: me. //later Rose: we just learned that [Esther] is a small crime
#12134
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⚐ Report// rao ninth period rao: she’s grooming you like a horse rao: well like a pretty horse
#12133
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Like a bad divorce, the electrons spend most of their time around oxygen. Delaney: They can come visit hydrogen on the weekends.
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⚐ ReportEric Yang: If warm-ups are called warm-ups then exit tickets should be called cool-downs Skyler: No, warm-ups should be called enter tickets.
#12129
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⚐ ReportJacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.