#6644

1111

Sept. 22, 2017, 10:19 p.m.

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//Moose looks at the label on a student's shirt Moose: Tell me which country you think this shirt was made in. Class (simultaneously): China! Moose: No. Guatemala.

#6643

1315

Sept. 22, 2017, 10:18 p.m.

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Rose: So, do math in your next class! //next period, in History Moose: Put all that math away, it's rude! //students ignore Moose //30 minutes later, Moose notices Jason doing math Moose: Why's your math still out??? YOU'RE A BAD BOY

#6638

1317

Sept. 22, 2017, 5:02 p.m.

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Street: You're all scrubs.

#6637

1921

Sept. 22, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

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//Rose is subbing for Schwartz. He's explaining how to graph functions. Rose: Evan has some *important business* to take care of at midnight. //class laughs Rose: So Vivian sneaks into his room at night while he's sleeping.

#6636

1418

Sept. 22, 2017, 4:56 p.m.

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Moose: Is communism good or bad? Student: Bad. Moose: Have you read a single page of Karl Marx? No? So shut up!!!

#6634

6476

Sept. 22, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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Rose: Let's name it function f, f for Evan.

#6629

1616

Sept. 21, 2017, 9:33 a.m.

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Student: Can I come in for lunch? Mr.Street: How much will you pay me

#6628

13

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:47 p.m.

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//Everest raises his hand; Mr. Schwartz calls on him Everest: Hi. Schwartz: Hello?

#6627

713

Sept. 20, 2017, 10:22 p.m.

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//Bracklinn wearing Ivy's red volleyball jacket with the hood on Ivy: Hey look it's Little Red Riding Hood! Oh Grandma, why is your skin so white? Eric L.: Isn't Bracklinn supposed to ask that to the wolf? Bracklinn: Yes, Eric. And second of all, look at yourself Ivy! You're like whiter than me. Ivy: Oh Grandma, why are you so short? Bracklinn: To make others have a higher self-esteem.

#6623

99

Sept. 20, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: No one fell in love today? You all LIE. High schoolers fall in love every 2 minutes!