#12800

00

Dec. 22, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Hinkle, talking about MIT college apps: "Common app is for common people, or something. You know."

#12799

44

Dec. 22, 2023, 11:40 a.m.

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Nobody: Alan Sai: what 𨳍 is this!?!? Alan Sai: 仆街！

#12798

99

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:07 p.m.

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//Caleb, now an alumnus, sneaks into Organic Chemistry; Hart doesn't notice for at least a minute Hart, noticing: It's Caleb! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause Hart: You're our guest lecturer for today. Caleb: Uh, okay ... //later -- we had recently made silver-plated glass ornaments Hart: We should make Caleb an ornament! Caleb: ... yes, you should turn me into an ornament.

#12797

1010

Dec. 21, 2023, 4:04 p.m.

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Jacobs: A round Earth isn't that crazy of a concept. I don't get why people keep trying to replace it with more complicated explanations.

#12796

911

Dec. 21, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Glenn: Caleb, tell me about life! Caleb: Uhhhh...seeing the sun rise is nice. Caleb: I've definitely explored my sleep schedule.

#12794

99

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:46 a.m.

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Adithi: Carl Woese is the best person ever Andrew: is he sexy? Andrew: i'm joking Andrew: i forgot the swim team cheer but I know they say "sexy legs"

#12793

1111

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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// Stein's giving us his high school story Nikhita: So you just showed people sexual images all day at school? Stein: Yeah, we didn't really have class.

#12792

77

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

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Stein: There were explicit images in the ice cubes.

#12791

66

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:37 a.m.

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*talking about a homework problem about cuckoo birds and their nesting habits* Stein: "I could've handed my children to other people.. And I could've had a carefree life."

#12790

68

Dec. 21, 2023, 9:05 a.m.

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// Through phone call Andrew Zhao: Andy Ying, Eric Yang has something to say to you. Eric: I do not. Andrew: Approve that blairbash quote of me that you said yesterday.